Dec 20, 2007
Although you might think it's too late to get your Festivus pole up, remember this: the Festivus celebration doesn't end until the head of the family gets pinned.
So, unless you've witnessed such a feat of strength, get moving. We have!
There's even a company that specializes in the manufacturing (?) of these poles -- just click on the photo of Ms. R. to hit their website and place your order. Feel confident that you'll receive a quality product; as the company's tagline states:
Made in Milwaukee--A city known for its Very High Strength-to-Weight Ratio
For the uninitiated -- a briefing on this important holiday:
Someone make a note to remind me to toss a Festivus gathering next year at this time.