Feb 15, 2007

Massage parlor bust

(Originally published on Albany Rants)

Local law enforcement agencies have busted two "Asian Massage" parlors. One of them was on Fuller Road --- just down the street from the Albany Nanotech complex.

Think, people, think! How are we going to attract world class business leaders to this area if we shut down their lunch time and apres-work options?

All you can eat salad bars and karaoke DJ's alone just aren't going to hack it!

I suggest they now consider heading over to Friendly's. I hear the chicken is pretty popular...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That must be why everybody seemed so happy in there the other day. They just had their happy endings!

This should reverse the sagging fortunes of Friendly's Inc.

I think I'll buy me some stock for myself-- I'm betting that the shareholder meetings are rather interesting.