Feb 18, 2007

An upcoming local news broadcast

Here's a future transcript from any one of our glorious local television news broadcast stations --- soon to hit the airwaves:

"Good evening. In tonight's news: terrorists have struck NYC with a hydrogen bomb with at least one million casualties. Here in the Capital Region, an earthquake has pushed Albany into the Hudson River....

But first: there's a chance of snow flurries in the air tonight. So let's go to Bob at the Red Alert Weather Center to track this dangerous storm front. What can you tell us Bob, do we need to put an extra blanket on the bed to tonight?"

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