Joe Bruno's Ghost: 7/30/10


Dear Joe,

I don't think that bronze head at the airport looks like you. What's up with that?

- Frequent Flier

Dear FF,

I said the same thing when they unveiled it. I agree, I am much better looking. It was actually kind of embarrassing, but I didn't say anything because I noticed out of the corner of my eye that some troopers were rifling thru my helicopter.


Dear Ghost of JB,

I know you're a big horse guy. You got any action at the track this year.

- Punter

Dear Punter,

No, they won't license felons. Or ghosts.


Dear Caspar I Mean Joe,

Where should I go for girly action in downtown Albany?

- Horndog

Dear Dog,

Go talk to Sweeney. That's his department, not mine.


Dear JBG,

What did you really think about Spitzer's hookers?

- Curious

Dear Curious,

See my reply to Horndog.


Dear Joe,

Did you suffer any long term damage from your boxing days?

- Pugilist Pete

Dear Pete,

What do you mean?


Dear Ghost Man,

Which radio guy is more annoying: Fred Dicker or Alan Chartock?

- Dialed-in

Dear Dialed,

That's a tough one. Dicker reminds me of babbling psycho when he gets cranked up. Chartock is always hitting me up for a pledge. Let's call it a draw.


Dear Mr Ghost,

What was the worst part of your long and tedious court room trial?

- Juan from Amsterdam

Dear Juan,

The hemorrhoids


Dear Mr G,

I know you were somehow involved with receiving money from that crazy NXIVM cult. I was wondering if you ever took any of their courses?

- Extreme Life Coach

Dear ELC

Where do you think I got this glassy-eyed look from?




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