Jul 30, 2010
Joe Bruno's Ghost: 7/30/10
I don't think that bronze head at the airport looks like you. What's up with that?
- Frequent Flier
I said the same thing when they unveiled it. I agree, I am much better looking. It was actually kind of embarrassing, but I didn't say anything because I noticed out of the corner of my eye that some troopers were rifling thru my helicopter.
Dear Ghost of JB,
I know you're a big horse guy. You got any action at the track this year.
No, they won't license felons. Or ghosts.
Dear Caspar I Mean Joe,
Where should I go for girly action in downtown Albany?
Go talk to Sweeney. That's his department, not mine.
What did you really think about Spitzer's hookers?
See my reply to Horndog.
Did you suffer any long term damage from your boxing days?
- Pugilist Pete
What do you mean?
Dear Ghost Man,
Which radio guy is more annoying: Fred Dicker or Alan Chartock?
That's a tough one. Dicker reminds me of babbling psycho when he gets cranked up. Chartock is always hitting me up for a pledge. Let's call it a draw.
Dear Mr Ghost,
What was the worst part of your long and tedious court room trial?
- Juan from Amsterdam
Dear Mr G,
I know you were somehow involved with receiving money from that crazy NXIVM cult. I was wondering if you ever took any of their courses?
- Extreme Life Coach
Where do you think I got this glassy-eyed look from?