Have you ever pondered the question posed by the above headline? If so, maybe this post will help.
It's one thing to export an image of the American ideal through the time tested channel of broadcast media. Clever and funny-as-hell programming such as The Simpsons and Family Guy will establish an image of Americans as slightly dysfunctional family units headed by fat guys who enjoy beer as the national archetype -- harmless, pretty likable and not anything to be afraid of.
Bu the internet is the Great Equalizer. Give a dude a camera and the next thing you know "this is going on YouTube!" becomes the catch phrase of the day. When that happens, it usually ain't pretty. Exhibit A is available below for your viewing pleasure; a disturbing yet ho-hum scene from Anytown's urban center.
The great Beantown blog Barstool Sports (highly recommended) turned us on to this clip. But that site's visionary leader, El Pres, threw his hands up in surrender mode when attempting to describe all the action that was taking place here. Just too much was going on; a a case of information overload kicking in.
But as a sort of shout out to our brother blogger, we thought it would be appropriate to pick up the baton and provide a listing of the highlights from this testament to the current status of the American Dream. Here is what we came up with:
- Burger King, Home of the Whopper
- Ho's dis'ing ho's
- Ho's beating ho's
- Ho's kicking pregnant ho's in stomach
- Pregnant ho's standing around in underwear after having been beaten
- Ms Blue DON'T need no new daddy
- Pimping101.net on the scene with the play by play
- Pit bulls stopping by to catch the action
- Pimps dis'ing ho's
- It's Verdict Time!
- Pimps smoking weed
- Ho 'buggin' up' and asking for a new beating
- Ho touching the car
- Ho tossing the baby high chair
- Pimp flooring ho with knockout punch
- Crazy old lady arrives to give her take on the whole matter
- Bitch crashing into Oakland police cycle
So there you have it. If you're still interested in the full viewing of the rotting American corpse, here you go:
4 comments:
Kill me now. Please.
An ugly scene for sure but not uncommon in this day.
This is why I have not left my house in 1 year, 11 months and 6 days.
You lie, Life During. I saw you last week stocking up on toilet paper, toastie pops and hand grenades.
I asked you nicely to kill me now.
I am still waiting.
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